Enter the Fist (Film)I NEED GOPHER CHUCKS! There should be a new, stronger word for killing. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: Gnodab. The baby escapes, grows up in the wild, fights off attackers by ripping their clothes into shred- bikinis, joins a school of martial artists who loudly admit that they wear push- up bras, eventually meets the evil man — who, in the intervening years, has changed his name to Betty — and later fights a cow. He is also the Chosen One because his tongue has a face on it; its name is Tonguey. Oh, and there are French aliens. No, really. A refreshing comedy that's stupid — but amusingly so — Kung Pow! Enter The Fist is a 2. Steve Oedekerk. The film uses footage from an obscure kung- fu movie called Tiger and Crane Fist, along with newly- shot and bluescreened footage (mainly to insert Oedekerk into the film), to create a rather anarchic parody of kung- fu movies in general. Virtually every line is insane — and very quotable; it was difficult choosing which one to put up at the top — and everyone's voice (save Whoa) is dubbed over by Oedekerk himself. A sequel, Kung Pow 2: Tongue of Fury, was due to follow; it's been in Development Hell for years, though. Word of God states that Oedekerk is (still) trying to find the right Hong Kong movie(s) to lift scenes from. Affectionate Parody: Of low budget Kung- Fu films. The cheap special effects seen later are parodies of mockbusters. Agony of the Feet: The mayor's big toe is cut off by Betty to bring him in line, causing blood to squirt out as he walks. Later on, his whole foot has been cut off. Aluminum Christmas Trees: Some martial arts schools actually . A feared, skilled, powerful male kung- fu master and warlord decides to go under the alias . Then there's this line: . Support! Anachronism Stew: Let Ling's dad know if you see a Radio Shack. Also the car, the boombox, the lighter, the Hooters, the Taco Bell, the Neosporin, the cellphone, and the thermometer. And That's Terrible: See the . Also when Betty is demonstrating his ability to take blows. Animals Hate Him: Cows and Whales hate him at least. Rodents and small burrowing creatures really like him. Kungpow - Enter the Fist (The Chosen Edition) Type: Video > Movies DVDR Files: 3 Size: 7.63 GiB (8194533142 Bytes) Info. Kung Pow Enter The Fist (Chosen Edition). Kungpow avi torrent torrent download for free. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist is a movie within a movie. Kungpow - Enter the Fist (The Chosen Edition). Arc Words: . The scene where Betty demonstrates said powers (where a guy strikes Betty/Pain directly in the crotch with a pole and he doesn't even flinch) was apparently the reason why Steve Oedekerk chose that particular film to use. Wimp Lo apparently thinks he has this, considering his secondary style is Nuts- to- Your- Fist. And the Chosen One learns the hard way that, no, he does not have this power. He might not even have balls after the test run. One of the Hilarious Outtakes shows that Oedekerk himself doesn't have this power, taking one fake blow before mentioning that he really needs a cup. Big Bad: Betty. Bits of Me Keep Passing Out: The Chosen One is subjected to The Paralyzer, and then flails his arms around wildly trying to defeat Betty. Blade Run: Done by the baby Chosen One during the prologue. Boisterous Weakling: Wimp Lo. Breaking the Fourth Wall: An intermission occurs midway through, where the characters tell the audience to go buy snacks, and Wimp Lo informs the audience of how much milk duds and his nipples look alike. Whoa is, suprisingly, about the only character in the movie itself aware of the fourth wall, breaking it repeatedly. Brick Break: During his training montage, the Chosen One goes to punch a board, stops inches from it, then extends his index finger. The board explodes, sending the two men behind it flying. Bullet Time: Used during the cow fighting scene to parody The Matrix. Butt Monkey: . We purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.!
Also, Chosen One's dog is creatively named Dog. The Chosen Wannabe: Wimp Lo whines that he isn't the chosen one. Clothing Damage: . Like a, like a stone.. Who is never in the same frame as The Chosen One. Ever. Dying Declaration of Love: Ling says this to the Chosen One, though she does survive. Enhanced on DVD: . In a smaller example, while Kung Pow is based on a Hong Kong movie (so the original language was Cantonese), the Chosen One's family speak Mandarin in the first scene. Fighting with Chucks: Gopher Chucks! Fluffy the Terrible: Betty. Foreshadowing: One of the Council's flying pyramids appears in the sky halfway though the movie. Gag Boob: . The Chosen One Lampshades it: Master Pain: From this day forward, you will all refer to me by the name 'Betty'. Ennnh, heh heheheh! The Chosen One: But! Isn't Betty a woman's name?*! We don't want to lose any more toes here! Glove Snap: Happening off- screen in one scene. Master Tang: Eeny meeny miney moe, I wonder where my glove will go.. Greater Scope Villain: Evil Council. Groin Attack: One of Master Pain's Betty's special abilities allows him to resist shots to the groin. The Chosen One tries to see if he possesses this ability only to play the trope straight.. In the credits, we see an outtake of this scene. Steve Oedekerk: ! OK, I'm gonna need a cup. One of the deleted scenes features an attack with a groin as the Chosen One escapes from a torturer by beating him and his guards up with his.. At one point, Dog barks and lays down, at which point we hear the sound. I Know Kung- Faux: The . The hero is trapped in a net that isn't even big enough to cover his head. Betty: Yessss, the tiny net is a death sentence. IT'S A NET AND IT'S TINY! Instant Chucks: See above. Intermission: Yep, there's one here, despite that it's only an 8. Of course, the intermission is only about 1. Intimidation Demonstration: Various times, such as the ! Bonus points for actually being relevant to the plot. Lemony Narrator: . Example: Betty: People say that I do things that are not..(pause) correct- to- do. Lull Destruction: Parodied, when a relatively wordless fight scene between the main villain and two random guys in the original movie is turned into a more talkative fight between Betty and a pair of ventriloquists. Made of Plasticine: Lampshaded by the narrator. Master of the Mixed Message: Ling is very indecisive about how much she loves the Chosen One. Even though she repeatedly flashes her breasts to him, she doesn't want him to think she's a slut. Mighty Whitey: The Chosen One is a white man somehow, despite having two Asian parents. Moses in the Bulrushes: Subverted. The first woman who finds the Chosen One as a baby lying on the side of the mountain he's rolled half- way down stops, picks him up, and coos . THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?! HE JUST LEFT.. WITH NUTS! Offscreen Inertia: A hawk is eating Master Tang. It is a bad, bad plan.. I think it's great 'cause it's so bad! Mayor: I see. I think.. Overly Long Gag: A scene near the beginning is around two minutes of Whip- Zooms accompanied by dramatic musical stings and a parody of another kung fu movie that Steve Oedekerk found while researching for this film. And also when Ling calls out to him later in the film. Ling: . That part was left out of the film as a deleted scene and the fuse is what the Chosen One is actually buying instead of nuts in the earlier scene.)Pocket Protector: The Chosen One is saved from Betty's deadly technique with.. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab. Ba na na na na na na, Sporin! When The Chosen One goes to buy nuts, there is a shelf of Pringles behind him. Raised By Various Rodents. Real Trailer, Fake Movie: Sadly, Kung Pow II: Tongue Of Fury will probably never happen. A lot of the shots used for it are taken from deleted scenes. The Rival: Wimp Lo. Rule of Cool: The Chosen One is able to do fifteen backflips in mid- air before landing and is able to do push- ups without touching the ground (he holds himself airborne by blowing the ground). Rule of Three: To the point of reusing the same footage of Chosen One saying . Naturally, no such movie exists (though an unrelated sequel is currently in Development Hell). Shirtless Scene. Shout- Out: To The Lion King in the form of Mushufasa, who calls the Chosen One . Mushufasa is also a portmanteau of Mufasa and one of Mulan characters - dragon Mushu. Ling sounds an awful lot like Miss Piggy. Sissy Villain: Played straight and inverted. Wimp Lo has a very high voice and is indeed wimpy, but Betty is pretty manly despite the high, nasally voice, name, and the Chosen One has his own points of sissyness. Early on, he is assaulted by a large masculine man who says . The Chosen one shreds his clothes into a bikini, which causes him to wrap his arms around himself as if to protect his modesty and run off crying. Smoke Out: Averted when the smoke is too small and conditions are too windy to hide the ninja. Spared by the Adaptation: Master Tang's counterpart gets killed in Tiger and Crane Fist. Though he was sick and dying anyway. Suicidal Overconfidence: Wimp Lo, you must be careful. Your confidence is disproportional to your abilities. You think losing is winning. The Stinger: No one actually recovered Master Tang after his . Also, save the whales. Stock Footage: The use of which is also parodied, with animorphically stretched stock footage of squirrels. Stylistic Suck: The whole movie. To give the sense of bad dubbing, Steve Oedekerk wrote scripts that had nothing to do with the actual story and had everyone use them on set. Then they were all later dubbed over by Steve or Jennifer Tung in the case for . Also when the Chosen One changes the music to . At the start of the film, the Chosen One delivers a beatdown on him.. The next time they clash, many years later, Betty returns the favour. Torso with a View: Currently provides the page quote, and can be found on the CMOF page. Translation: Yes: . The Abridged Series debuted. Vagueness Is Coming: Master Tang's friend told him of the Chosen One's coming and that . Eventually leads to this exchange: Betty: Nnnnnng.. Enter the Fist. Hochgeladen am 2. My favorite parts of one of my favorite movies. I had to cut a little over 3 minutes from the original for it not to be rejected by You. Tube but it's fine how it is I guess.
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